Welcomes you to his

We hope you enjoy your stay, and in case of a crash, death is imminent.

        Well now, looky here. Seems we've found ourselves a homepage! Aren't we lucky?!?! Let's not pat ourselves on our collective backs just yet, ok? There is actually quite a bit of stuff to do here before we get the pat.

        That includes this monologue, which is the privilege of every person who has made a homepage. A few measly lines where they get to throw their everyday selves out the window, and truly express their innermost, deepest thoughts. "Hi. This is my homepage. It's all about me and the things I love. Here they are."

        Ok, so some people's thoughts aren't as deep as we'd like. Or perhaps they're too busy thinking about which pocket-protector would go best with the flanelete shirt. Who knows. More importantly, who cares? Reminds me of a lovely saying... "Is there a light at the end of the tunnel, or is that just a train?"

        That may not be the nicest thing to say, but it's true that we're generally more interested in what's on the page, not what the author has to say. So, if you ARE reading this, thanks, for making it worthwhile. There, I'm done being nice.

        I'm also done with this monologue, which is probably making people happier as you read. Enjoy, and remember... Loosing your driving license is just God's way of saying 'BOOGA BOOGA!!'

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Author: J. "Malky" Moretto, November 1998. Time: Too early to be awake. Next updating... whenever I get round to it.                copyrights are owned by different people.. DAAS & Doug Anthony All-Stars are owned by themselves, as are their songs, the images are owned by me, cause I made them. Except for the mailbox, which was a crappy piece of clipart. AD&D is great if you're drunk, as is Shadowrun. Those names are owned by the companies that made them. This is getting dull... time to eat something.